Thwog is of course the One True God. The name is irrelevant, since practically speaking, no God worthy of note would care if you got their name right. Though frankly many religions seem to place a high value on grammar, spelling, precise names for things, afterlife rewards and such for the tiniest of deeds or infractions.

Generally, Thwog isn't hard to understand at all.Thwog is omniscient (knows everything), omnipotent (all powerful), omnipresent (is everywhere), caring & loving (a good all around guy), always working to improve things (meddling bastard), and most critically of all ... Thwog is ultimately incompetent. He has risen to the level of incompetence many managers in the business environment strive for with their entire being. He's in charge of everything.

Being utterly incompetent does not faze Thwog. He adheres to the principle of  "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again." And it appears he will go right on trying until the end of Time itself.

Observable facts around us show Thwog is perhaps the best explanation for divine intervention in the world we live in. His well meaning efforts explain so much; War, Poverty, Disease, all manner of events history records so much of, yet other religions fall short of explanations other than "free will".

The common truth is obvious, Thwog screws up a lot.

Elements of common Thwogism:

• Origins
• Afterlife
• Sins
• Prostheletizing.