Creed

Creed

  • Thwog exists, there's nothing to be done about it.
  • Thwog is Omniscient.
  • Thwog is Omnipresent.
  • Thwog is All Caring and Loves Everyone.
  • Thwog is Omnipotent.
  • Thwog is Ultimately Incompetent.
  • Thwog Means Well.
  • Thwog Will Intervene Regardless of the Circumstances.
  • Nothing Can Protect Against A Blessing From Thwog.
  • Thwog Can't Spell Or Write Grammatically.
  • Creation Is An Accident of Thwog.
  • Thwog Makes No Guarantees.
  • Most Importantly, Thwog Screws Up Every Time.
[Home] [Introduction] [Book of Thwog] [Acolytes] [Creed] [Schisms]