- Thwog exists, there's nothing to be done about it.
- Thwog is Omniscient.
- Thwog is Omnipresent.
- Thwog is All Caring and Loves Everyone.
- Thwog is Omnipotent.
- Thwog is Ultimately Incompetent.
- Thwog Means Well.
- Thwog Will Intervene Regardless of the Circumstances.
- Nothing Can Protect Against A Blessing From Thwog.
- Thwog Can't Spell Or Write Grammatically.
- Creation Is An Accident of Thwog.
- Thwog Makes No Guarantees.
- Most Importantly, Thwog Screws Up Every Time.